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CAUTION: May be hobbit-forming
August 6th has arrived!!
NOTE: All the ideas on this page ('cept where marked or blatently obvious, like the fact I didn't invent the question mark. See DISCLAIMER) are mine - if I find them on other sites I shall be forced to call you a sneak. Sneaking off and sneaking back like a sneaky sneak from the land of the sneaks.
Here is a random collection of photos, an obsession list and general ramblings about Tolkien's masterpiece
and, of course, Peter Jackson's interpretation.
 
Hey - you know there are theories about the relative sizes of feet and .... other parts of the male anatomy?
Well - does that apply to hobbits?
*grin grin*
I have:
THE VIDEO!!
9 posters (Argonath, Hobbits at Weathertop, blue with actors at top and sillouette (sp?) of Fellowship at bottom,
white background with the actors on - why is Gandalf biggest?, map in middle - general Middle-earth creatures round edges x 2, Gandalf fighting the Balrog x 2)
approx 35 pics of LOTR scenes and actors on my wall
3 film books - Official Movie Guide, Children's Photo Guide and The Art of The Fellowship of The Ring
6 Tolkien books - Parts 1, 2 & 3 of The Lord Of The Rings, The Hobbit, The Silmarillion, Unfinished Tales
2 Middle-earth books - A Hobbit's Journal, illustrations by Sam Gamgee, with space for notes; and another one just like that.
The script printed out
The LOTR:FOTR Soundtrack
4 LOTR postcards from Whill
3 more I saw in Waterstone's and just had to buy
A picture of the baldalijewelry.com Gollum ring with gold writing and a chain on my wall, and my birthday wish list
(tried, unsucessfully, to explain the irony of it being my birthday present to my Mum)
Hobbits on the brain
4 wall panels from VShop that won't actually fit on my wall, being that they are fecking HUGE!!
You think you know about LOTR?
Do ya, punk?
Well - Take my Quiz on QuizYourFriends.com!
Words that sound like they're from LOTR:
Habbit (hobbit),
Spam (Sam),
Legoland (Legolas),
Lego
Leg less (Legolas),
(Catherine of) Aragon,
Aragog (Spider in Harry Potter),
Framer (Faramir),
Mellon (Gollum),
Gimmick,
Gimlet (Gimli),
Billboard (Bilbo),
Beach ball (Bilbo)
Grandad (must stop calling Gandalf 'Grandalf'),
Armband (Arwen),
Marry (Merry),
Mary,
Holder (Haldir)
Stapler (ok, I just like that word),
Pulpit (Pippin),
Bankbook (Balrog),
Elvis (Elvish),
Glorfindel (I'm sorry, but that just sounds like a floor cleaner! "I use new Glorfindel, and my floor's so shiny I'm always falling over!"),
Glad (Gil-galad),
Big boy (Billy Boyd) - it does sound like that!!
100% Cotton - (Rose Cotton)
Hobbies (hobbits)
Hobby (Hobbit)
Pippa (Pippin)
Flow (Fellow(ship))
Out-law (Lord... of the Rings)
Friday (Frodo)
Monday (Mordor)
As Arwen pronounces it:
A seal door (Isildur)
Engelbert Humperdink...
Ok, ok, that has to be the weirdest name ever!
Any ideas you want to add to the list?
E-mail me!
How obsessed are you?
By Lisa
You do quizzes like that
You write lists like this
You've seen the film more than twice
You can quote the book and film at will (sorry Will!)
You're friends call you obsessed
You don't mind!
You want the One Ring for your birthday (my birthday present....)
You wear a ring and pretend to be invisible (well, I did that anyway)
You start hissing over posessionssssss
You can't go shopping now - can't stop shouting "Mushrooms!" and 'Po-ta-toes' in the middle of Tescos!
You know the names/birthdays/addresses of the cast (if the last one - email me!)
You answer yes to any of these statements!
You want a pony so you can call it Bill
You want 9 kids so you can name them after the Fellowship
You want 13 kids so you can name them after Sam's kids
You're thinking about chopping off your legs so you'll be under 4ft tall
You call enemies slinker/stinker
You watched "Babe" just to hear Hugo 'Elrond' Weaving
You know Elvish
Any at all
Even "Pedo Mellon a minno"
You have "Pedo Mellon a minno" written on your door
You keep adding "if you follow me" to the end of sentences
You can't help saying "They have a cave troll" when you shut a door
You know how many days it is until the next film
You've marked the DVD/Video release on your calendar (2 and 4-Disc!)
At drama, when asked to 'die flamboyantly', you re-enacted Boromir's death scene (I did that!!)
You want to change your name to a LOTR name
(Whill's)
You shoot people on the street with three arrows, then time their death, and compare it in emotion to Boromir's
You go to fortune tellers just to tell them "I know what it is you see, for it is also in my mind"
You start drilling behind the sofa to try and find orcs in the ground
When you want to kiss someone, you shoot them with three arrows to make you less shy about it
You say "Nobody tosses a dwarf!" at inappropriate times
(back to mine)
You watched "North" to see Elijah Wood aged 12
You noticed he looked EXACTLY THE SAME AS HE DOES NOW!!!!!!!!!!
You know the road goes ever on and on...
Pubs now don't let you in - you can't help saying "It comes in pints?!"
You're sure there are Nazgûl chasing you
You call your cousin your Uncle and tell everyone he found a dragon
You say "Po-ta-toes" a lot
People don't even have to ask "What are you thinking about?"
You pretend to smoke a pipe
All people should be hobbits
You know there is an un-sleeping EYE watching you
You have 3 or more posters of LOTR
You have saved pictures on your computer
You have printed out pictures
You have printed out the script
You have re-enacted the film, using the script, with the CD on
Using sock-puppets
You spend hours making LOTR sock puppets
(Whill and I can't agree on who thought of the next two, so I have to put both our names to them)
Every time you see birds on the ground you shout "Fly, you fools!!"
Every time you see birds in the sky you shout "Crebain from Dunland! Hide!" and run for cover
You know what Samwise's real name is
You stayed up until 6am (GMT) watching The 2002 Oscars and threw things at the screen when Ron Howard/Russell Crowe/Jennifer Connelly appeared
You got really annoyed that Orlando Bloom, Billy Boyd and Dominic Monaghan weren't there.
You start saying "A star shines upon the hour of our meeting" when you meet people
To be really clever, you say it in Elvish - "Elen síla lúmenn' omentielvo"
You have written any sort of Fanfic
Although slash is, well, you know, you don't like people writing about Tolkien's characters in *that* way
Sam just wouldn't do that sort of thing!
You have a moral stance against RPS (Real Person Slash)
When you go to other Sam fansites and see pictures of Sean Astin in the film 'Rudy', you shout "Go Rudy!!" - even though you haven't actually seen the film...
You say "Oh thank Gandalf" instead of "Oh thank God"
You have made up a hobbit version of the Macbeth dagger bit with your ex (Ok, I only helped a bit)
"Is this a hobbit I see before me?
The innocent face towards my crotch?
Come, let me fondle thee!
I hold thee not, and yet I see thee still.
Art though not, fatal gardener
sensible to feeling as to sight?
Or art though but a hobbit of the mind,
a false creation?
Proceding from the Samwise obsessed brain?"
You've ever said "Oh for hobbit's sake!"
You keep thinking of ways you could meet LOTR characters
You have imaginary conversations with LOTR characters/actors
You have visited Czechoslovakian LOTR websites
You've written out your favourite LOTR poems/songs in your diary, and are determined to learn them all
You have a vecro-letters t-shirt and it always says things like "I've blown the Horn of Gondor", "Obsessed, moria?" (I thought of that!), and "Shire, Baggins!", etc.
You've ever said "Where the hobbits is that?" (Whill)
You don't fancy without big hairy feet/long blond hair and great skill in archery/them being heir to some sort of throne or seat of power/a long beard, prefferably plaited
You have named items in your room after a LOTR actor (or two)
Whenever the phone rings, you pick it up and instantly yell "Is it secret?!?! Is it safe!?!!?" (Whill)
You keep saying 'Frodo' instead of 'Friday' (Whill, but I do it too...)
You consider things such as - do hobbits wear pants or boxers?
Or maybe none.
MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMmmmmmmm.
You wonder who'd be best at kissing... (I reckon Pippin)
You start saying "I reckon" accidently
You watched "The Goonies" just to see Sean Astin,
and counted the number of times he said "One-Eyed Willy".
You have considered things like:
Would hobbits go on skiing holidays?
Would Pippin watch Big Brother?
Would Frodo vote Labour, Conservative, Liberal, Green... maybe Monster Raving Loony Party?
Why would Aragorn be carrying around four knives?
Why is Pippin wearing a scarf?
Why aren't the others?
Why is he Scottish?
(My god that accent is so sexy!)
Has anyone told Elrond he'd look better in sunglasses?
Has anyone told Legolas he'd look better with nothing on? ('cept all the OBsessed fangirls...)
Would any of them play Twister?
(gets distracted by idea of Fellowship playing Twister... mmm.)
Who would win at Scrabble? (Whill)
You can't see/say fool or took without saying
"FOOL OF A TOOK!"
When you say 'Confound it...' (Whill)
You have trouble thinking about other things
But... where's the hobbits in that?
When playing a game where you have to get another person to answer using a certain letter, people ask you LOTR questions, and you do the same, ie:
I had F, so I couldn't say that letter in my answer.
They asked "Who has Sam as a best friend?
Umm... The Ringbearer!
Oh, I could've said Bill the Pony...
You ask Whill: (he had "B") Who does Sean Bean play in The Fellowship of the Ring?"
(Note: I did not say 'play with', so he couldn't have said Pippin)
The Heir to the Regency of Gondor.
Humph.
When out shopping with Whill, you saw the poster of The Scorpion King, and laughed because it said:
Legend, Warrior, King.
And that's like Mission.... quest.... thing.
HEEHEE!!!
You wanna go live in Sheffield/Canterbury/Glasgow/Denmark/LA/wherever Dom's from just to be even slightly near some LOTR people
You've started talking in a Glasgow accent... and you live approx 300 miles away from Scotland
You take free "Pre-order LOTR here!" leaflets just for the pictures
When you get the video/2 disc DVD, you want to go and collect it dressed as Gandalf
You want to watch films that you know will be a waste of 2 hours of you life, just because a LOTR actor is in them
When people claim you "have a new obsession" (like Colin Farrell for instance) you can instantly name 15 reasons why that isn't so, and get very indignant about it
You sing "I fell in love with a beautiful Ranger..."
You find it hard to remember that it's important not to shout out things like "GET OFF THE ROAD!!!" when you're on a public bus.
You dream about people from LOTR, or (lucky!) being in LOTR
You watch the video and rewind it when people COME IN THE ROOM AND ASK YOU STUPID QUESTIONS WHILE LORD ELROND IS SPEAKING!!!
You join in when people speak in the dark tongue of Mordor (Laurie from the Mercury theatre course!)
You have noticed that Gandalf is singing The Road goes ever on and on...
You start saying "Havo dad, (name here)" to people, instead of "sit down"
You recite LOTR songs and verses with Iggy from drama. Or, y'know, just anyone. Ahem.
When you watched it the first time on video, you cried 23 times. Yes, 23.
More soon
Who they are
Or if you wanna jump straight to them...
Elijah "Frodo" Wood
Sean "Samwise" Astin
Billy "Pippin" Boyd
Dominic "Merry" Monaghan
Sean "Boromir" Bean
Viggo "Aragorn" Mortensen
Sir Ian "Gandalf" McKellen
Orlando "Legolas" Bloom
Hugo "Elrond" Weaving
(Note: I may delete films that I haven't heard of/seen, because, well, I'm like that)
Born 28th January 1981, which makes him 21, and an Aquarius.
(Note -- I'm not so good at star signs, so this may not be totally accurate)
You may remember him from such films as
(most likely ones emboldened, the ones that I've seen underlined):
1. The Lord Of The Rings, The Fellowship Of The Ring ... Frodo Baggins(well, duh!)
2. Chain of Fools (2000) .... Mikey
3. Bumblebee Flies Anyway, The (2000) .... Barney Snow
4. Black and White (1999) .... Wren
5. Faculty, The (1998) .... Casey Connor
6. Deep Impact (1998) .... Leo Biederman
7. Oliver Twist (1997) (TV) .... The Artful Dodger
8. Ice Storm, The (1997) .... Mikey Carver
9. Flipper (1996) .... Sandy
10. War, The (1994) .... Stuart 'Stu' Simmons
11. North (1994) .... North
12. Good Son, The (1993) .... Mark
13. Adventures of Huck Finn, The (1993) .... Huck Finn
14. Witness, The (1992) (TV) .... Little Boy
15. Forever Young (1992) .... Nat Cooper
16. Day-O (1992) (TV) .... Dayo
17. Radio Flyer (1992) .... Mike
18. Paradise (1991) .... Willard Young
19. Avalon (1990) .... Michael Kaye
20. Internal Affairs (1990) .... Sean
21. Back to the Future Part II (1989) .... Video Game Boy (Mickey)
MARRIED
Born 25th Feb 1971, which makes him 31, and ... another Aquarius? No, that's not right...
I am informed by my reliable sources that he's a Pisces.
You may remember him from such films as (most likely ones emboldened, the ones that I've seen underlined):
1. Sky Is Falling, The (2000) .... Mr. Schwartz
2. Last Producer, The (2000) .... Bo Pomerants
3. Icebreaker (1999) .... Matt Foster
4. Deterrence (1999) .... Ralph
5. Kimberly (1999) .... Bob
6. Dish Dogs (1998) .... Morgan
7. Boy Meets Girl (1998/II) .... Mike
8. Bulworth (1998) .... Gary
9. Long Way Home, The (1997) (voice)
10. Courage Under Fire (1996) .... Patella
11. Harrison Bergeron (1995) (TV) .... Harrison Bergeron
12. Low Life, The (1994/I) .... Andrew
13. Safe Passage (1994) .... Izzy Singer
14. Teresa's Tattoo (1994) (uncredited) .... Step-Brother
15. Rudy (1993) .... Rudy Ruettiger
16. Where the Day Takes You (1992) .... Greg
17. Encino Man (1992) .... Dave Morgan
... aka California Man (1992) (Europe: English title)
18. Willies, The (1991) .... Michael
19. Toy Soldiers (1991) .... William 'Billy' Tepper
20. Memphis Belle (1990) .... Sgt. Richard 'Rascal' Moore, Ball turret
21. War of the Roses, The (1989) .... Josh at 17
22. Staying Together (1989) .... Duncan McDermott
23. White Water Summer (1987) .... Alan
... aka Rites of Summer, The (1987)
24. Like Father, Like Son (1987) .... Trigger
25. B.R.A.T. Patrol, The (1986) (TV) .... Leonard Kinsey
26. Goonies, The (1985) .... Michael 'Mikey' Walsh
Born 28th August 1968, which makes him the oldest of the hobbit actors, 33, and a Leo/Virgo.
Hmm, I should just give up with this Star sign thing...
Sites of interest/obsession:
Fool of a Took!
You may remember him from such films as
(most likely ones emboldened, the ones that I've seen underlined):
umm... just The Lord Of The Rings.
Well, ok, ok, and these films.
Yeah, hands up anyone who's heard of/seen these...
1. Julie and the Cadillacs (1999) .... Jimmy Campbell
2. Coming Soon (1999/II) (TV) .... Ross
3. Urban Ghost Story (1998) .... Loan Shark
4. Soldier's Leap, The (1998) .... Postman
Born 8th December 1976, so he's a Sagittarius, and 26
You probably won't remember him from anything, but here's the list anyway...
1. "This Is Personal: The Hunt for the Yorkshire Ripper" (2000) (mini) TV Series .... Jimmy Furey
2. Monsignor Renard (1999) .... Etienne
3. Hostile Waters (1997) (TV) .... Sasha
4. "Hetty Wainthropp Investigates" (1996) TV Series .... Geoffrey Shawcross
Anyone know how to pronounce his name??!
Pretty sure he's MARRIED, he has kids...
Born 20th Oct 1958, which makes him very old... 43?! My god...
You may remember him from A LOT OF films as (the one that I've seen underlined):
1. 28 Days (2000) .... Eddie Boone
2. Walk on the Moon, A (1999) .... Walker Jerome
3. Psycho (1998) .... Samuel 'Sam' Loomis
4. Perfect Murder, A (1998) .... David Shaw
5. G.I. Jane (1997) .... Master Chief John James 'Jack' Urgayle
6. Vanishing Point (1997) (TV) .... Jimmy Kowalski
7. Daylight (1996) .... Roy Nord
8. Portrait of a Lady, The (1996) .... Caspar Goodwood
9. Albino Alligator (1996) .... Guy Foucard -- ahahahahah!! The accent!! AHAHHAHAHH!!!!
... aka Albino Alligator (1996) (France)
10. Gimlet (1995) .... Hombre (Man)
11. Passion of Darkly Noon, The (1995) .... Clay
12. Prophecy, The (1995) .... Lucifer
... aka God's Army (1995) (Europe: English title)
13. Black Velvet Pantsuit (1995) .... Worthless Junkie
14. Crimson Tide (1995) .... Lt. Peter 'Weps' Ince
15. American Yakuza (1994) .... Nick Davis/David Brandt
16. Crew, The (1994) .... Phillip
17. Floundering (1994) .... Homeless Man
18. Desert Lunch (1994)
19. Ewangelia wedlug Harry'ego (1993)
... aka Gospel According to Harry, The (1993)
20. Young Americans, The (1993) .... Frazer
21. Carlito's Way (1993) .... Lalin
22. Ruby Cairo (1993) .... Johnny Faro
... aka Deception (1993) (USA: video title)
... aka Missing Link: Ruby Cairo, The (1993)
23. Boiling Point (1993) .... Ronnie
24. Indian Runner, The (1991) .... Frank Roberts
25. Once In a Blue Moon (1990) (TV)
26. Tripwire (1990) .... Hans
27. Reflecting Skin, The (1990) .... Cameron Dove
28. Young Guns II (1990) .... John W. Poe
... aka Young Guns II: Blaze of Glory (1990) (UK)
29. Leatherface: Texas Chainsaw Massacre III (1990) .... Tex
30. Prison (1988) .... Burke/Forsythe Electrocution
31. Fresh Horses (1988) .... Green
32. Salvation! (1987) .... Jerome Stample
33. Witness (1985) .... Moses Hochleitner
34. "George Washington" (1984) (mini) TV Series .... Lieutenant at LeBoeuf
Born 17th April 1959, which makes him 43 as well.
You may remember him looking damn sexy in such films as:
About a million "Sharpe" films/TV things
1. Don't Say a Word (2001) .... Patrick Koster
2. Essex Boys (2000) .... Jason Locke
3. Book That Wrote Itself, The (1999) (uncredited) .... Himself
4. Extremely Dangerous (1999) (TV) .... Neil Byrne
5. Bravo Two Zero (1999) .... Andy McNab
6. Ronin (1998) .... Spence
7. Airborne (1998) .... Dave Toombs
8. Anna Karenina (1997) .... Vronsky
9. When Saturday Comes (1996) .... Jimmy Muir
10. GoldenEye (1995) .... Alec Trevelyan
11. Jacob (1994) (TV) .... Esau
12. "Scarlett" (1994) (mini) TV Series .... Lord Richard Fenton
13. Black Beauty (1994) .... Farmer Grey
14. Shopping (1994) .... Venning
15. Woman's Guide to Adultery, A (1993) (TV) .... Paul
16. Fool's Gold: The Story of the Brink's-Mat Robbery (1992) (TV) .... Micky McAvoy
17. Lady Chatterley (1992) (TV) .... Mellors
18. Secret World of Spying, The (1992) (TV) .... Sean Miller
19. Patriot Games (1992) .... Sean Miller
20. "My Kingdom for a Horse" (1991) TV Series .... Steve
21. Clarissa (1991/I) (TV) .... Robert Lovelace
22. In the Border Country (1991) .... Smith
23. Tell Me That You Love Me (1991) (TV) .... Gabriel Lewis
24. Prince (1991) .... Jack Morgan
25. Lorna Doone (1990) (TV) .... Carver Doone
26. Field, The (1990) .... Tadgh McCabe
27. Windprints (1990) .... Anton van Heerden
28. Small Zones (1990) (TV) .... Vic
29. Fifteen Streets, The (1989) (TV) .... Dominic O'Brien
30. How to Get Ahead in Advertising (1989) .... Larry Frisk
31. War Requiem (1989) .... German Soldier
32. Stormy Monday (1988) .... Brendan
33. Troubles (1988) (TV) .... Capt. Bolton
34. Caravaggio (1986) .... Ranuccio
35. Exploits at West Poley (1985) (TV) .... Scarred Man
36. Winter Flight (1984) .... Hooker
Not married, 'cause gay people can't get married in this country (HOW STUPID IS THAT??!)
Born 25th May 1939, which makes him VERY VERY OLD, KAT!!!!! 63, in fact.
You may have seen him being a fantastic Shakespearean actor in such films as:
1. X-Men (2000) .... Magneto/Erik Magnus Lehnsherr
2. Cirque du Soleil: Journey of Man (2000) (voice) .... Narrator
3. David Copperfield (1999) (TV) .... Creakle (episode 1)
4. Apt Pupil (1998) .... Kurt Dussander
5. Gods and Monsters (1998) .... James 'Mr. Jimmy' Whale
6. Bent (1997) .... Uncle Freddie
7. Swept from the Sea (1997) .... Dr. James Kennedy
8. Bit of Scarlet, A (1997) .... Narrator
9. Rasputin (1996) (TV) .... Tsar Nicholas II
10. Restoration (1995) .... Will Gates
11. Richard III (1995) .... Richard, Duke of Gloucester (later King Richard III)
12. Jack and Sarah (1995) .... William
13. Thin Ice (1995) .... Himself
14. Cold Comfort Farm (1995) (TV) .... Amos Starkadder
15. To Die for (1994) (voice) .... Quilt Documentary Narrator
... aka Heaven's a Drag (1994)
16. Shadow, The (1994) .... Dr. Reinhardt Lane
17. I'll Do Anything (1994) .... John Earl McAlpine
18. Six Degrees of Separation (1993) .... Geoffrey
19. And the Band Played On (1993) (TV) .... Bill Kraus
20. Ballad of Little Jo, The (1993) .... Percy Corcoran
21. Last Action Hero (1993) .... Death
22. "Tales of the City" (1993) (mini) TV Series .... Archibald Anson Gidde
23. Countdown to War (1989) (TV) .... Adolf Hitler
24. Scandal (1989) .... John Profumo
25. Windmills of the Gods (1988) (TV) .... Chairman
26. Walter and June (1986) .... Walter
27. Zina (1985) .... Kronfeld
28. Plenty (1985) .... Sir Andrew Charleson
29. Keep, The (1983) .... Dr. Theodore Cuza
30. Dying Day (1982) (TV) .... Antony Skipling
31. Scarlet Pimpernel, The (1982) (TV) .... Chauvelin
32. Priest of Love (1981) .... D. H. Lawrence
33. Macbeth (1979) (TV) .... Macbeth
34. Recruiting Officer, The (1973) (TV)
35. Hamlet (1972) (TV) .... Hamlet
36. Hedda Gabler (1972) (TV) .... George Tesman
... aka Play of the Month: Hedda Gabler (1972) (TV) (UK)
37. Edward II (1970) (TV)
38. Tragedy of King Richard II, The (1970) (TV) .... Richard II
39. Ross (1970) (TV)
... aka Play of the Month: Ross (1970) (TV) (UK)
40. Keats (1970) (TV) .... John Keats
... aka Solo: Keats (1970) (TV) (UK: series title)
41. Touch of Love, A (1969) .... George Matthews
... aka Millstone, The (1969)
... aka Thank You All Very Much (1969) (USA)
42. Alfred the Great (1969) .... Roger
43. Promise, The (1968) .... Leonidik
44. Hay Fever (1968) (TV) .... Simon Bliss
... aka Play of the Month: Hay Fever (1968) (TV) (UK)
45. Trial and Torture of, The (1965) (TV)
Born 13th January 1977, which makes him really, really gorgeous, 25 and a Capricorn.
You will have seen him in lots of magazines
(notably Empire, check out this month's issue! --very funny), and one of these two films:
1. Black Hawk Down (2001) ... Private First Class Todd Blackburn
2. Wilde (1997) ... Rent boy - I really cannot stress enough the importance of seeing this film. You MUST.
Married
Born 4th April 1960, which makes him 42.
My ex-boyf's cousin's boyfriend is his cousin.
What a lame claim to fame... oh well.
You will definitely remember him from THE MATRIX
(he was the bad guy, you know, that Agent guy) and possibly such films as:
1. Russian Doll (2001) .... Harvey
2. Strange Planet (1999) .... Steven
3. Matrix, The (1999) .... Agent Smith
4. Bedrooms and Hallways (1998) .... Jeremy
5. Babe: Pig in the City (1998) (voice) .... Rex the Male Sheepdog
6. Interview, The (1998) .... Eddie Rodney Fleming
7. Halifax f.p: Isn't It Romantic (1997) (TV) .... Det. Sgt. Tom Hurkos
8. True Love and Chaos (1997) .... Morris
9. "Bordertown" (1995) (mini) TV Series
10. Babe (1995) (voice) .... Rex the Male Sheepdog
11. What's Going On, Frank? (1994) .... Strange Packer in Supermarket -- what?!
12. Exile (1994) .... Innes
13. Adventures of Priscilla, Queen of the Desert, The (1994) .... Anthony 'Tick' Belrose/Mitzi Del Bra
14. "Seven Deadly Sins" (1993) (mini) TV Series .... Lust
15. Custodian, The (1993) .... Church
16. Frauds (1993) .... Jonathan Wheats
17. Reckless Kelly (1993) .... Sir John
18. Proof (1991) .... Martin
19. ...Almost (1990) .... Jake
... aka Wendy Cracked a Walnut (1990)
20. Dadah Is Death (1988) (TV) .... Geoffrey Chambers
... aka Deadly Decision (1988) (TV)
21. Right Hand Man, The (1987) .... Ned Devine
22. For Love Alone (1986) .... Johnathan Crow (Cass starts re-enacting the "Goodbye Crow" scene from Minority Report, then... stops.)
23. City's Edge, The (1983) .... Andy White
24. ...Maybe This Time (1980) .... Student 2
OTHERS COMING SOON
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THE FILM!!!
Well, when I think of something to write
about the film, apart from
"OH MY GOD, IT'S SHEER GENIUS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
and shrieking lots of times, I'll let you know.
If anyone finds a lovely (non slash) picture of Samwise, could they e-mail it to me?
And why do people keep laughing when I say
I like Sam?...
Ok, how many of you have seen The Goonies?
Show of hands.
Ok, how about Harrison Bergeron?
Anyone?
Anyone at all?
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THE BOOK!!!
Ok, so I know a few of you are going, what has your strange Sam obsession got to do with the book?
Well.... nothing, I just like the picture.
Ain't it cute?
Things I would seriously call my children:
Samwise, Elanor, Lúthien/Tinúviel, Lothlórien, Galadriel, Arwen...
I need not tell you how ... amazing Tolkien's work is, and if I do, then WHY HAVEN'T YOU READ IT??!!
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